There's a Hole, There's a Hole

Just inside the bathroom door, we found a big patch of missing mosaic tile, which explains why the cork tiles were installed.
This discovery has decided for The Geek that the mosaic floors cannot be restored. She had been waffling for the last few days about whether to fix the mosaic or go with the linoleum. She can sleep easy tonight.
Of course, while scraping up the cork and looking at the patch of missing tile, I have been singing "There's a hole in the bottom of the sea". Poor Geek, who was mudding and therefore trapped listening to me warble on.
These are the lyrics that I can remember.
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole. There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
Continue to add ending with
There's a flea, on the hair, on the wart, on the toe, on the foot, on the frog, on the branch, on the bump, on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

Luckily for The Geek I couldn't remember many of the words to "I know an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly" and "There's a Hole in my Bucket"